Would you hire this guy?

CRAZY JIMMY!!!!!! You gotta love him. Say what you want about the Great O'Neill but I have known the man since....well, a long time and I don't remember him ever not having a job. Among the list of interesting jobs he's had are:

Flatulence Analyst, Barnyard Masturbator, Sensory Deprivation Research Subject, Janitor in a Porno Theatre, Worm Taster, Ant Catcher, Egg Smeller, Village Idiot and most recently an Extremist Leader.
These are just the weird ones since I've known him. Hat's off to Jimmy! 6% unemployment!? You lazy bastards!